Friday, July 29, 2005
Bland Wifey in bunchy Capri pants tries DESPERATELY to entice hubby to jump into the sack with her by jumping rope for him. Hubby ignores her and continues to pretend to read an old edition of Welding & Cutting magazine.
CAPRI PANTS CAUSE DEMENTIA
Here a woman think she's a Bond Girl with a Walther PPK instead of a freak with a drill.
Thursday, July 28, 2005
ALSO AVAILABLE IN SHIT BROWN
The Hatfields vs. Capri Pants
In cartoons, including Bugs Bunny, barefoot hillbillies seem to be wearing Capri-ish pants. But, this is a financial not fashion issue. Poor hillbillies keep wearing pants that no longer fit them, thus giving said pants the appearance of Capri. I come from Appalachian Trail hillbillies, so I know of what I speak.
Some intelligent person pointed me to the internet page detailing the exact moment in history when Capri pants became “Capri pants” (it’s a co-conspiracy of the French & Italians). Of course, they used to just be called “fishermen’s pants” (see, they’ve always STUNK). In Europe, apparently, rolling up normal pants was a monumental fucking task.
Which brings me to the pic at right. I know for a fact that her Capri pants had NOTHING to do with the catching of this fish. I also know that, not only is this girl not a fisherman, she actually didn’t catch that fish at all. That’s because this is a stock photo, created for ad people like me who happen to be looking for a cute shot of a girl catching a big fish while wearing stupid pants.