Wednesday, June 28, 2006

stool (n)—piece of excrement.

This ugly-ass bar stool is called "The Capri."
Just sayin'.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Capris? Cankles. Cankles? Capris.

Sure, a piece of clothing that draws your attention like a laser beam to a woman's cankles is smart fashion design. Absolutely.

Friday, June 09, 2006


Tuesday, June 06, 2006

I choose "c", none of the above.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

If a woman's wearing Capri Pants, honestly, it doesn't matter what she's got going on from the waist up. I don't even notice.