Wednesday, July 27, 2005

WHY WEAR THEM?


They make thin legs look nondescript, long legs look shorter, average legs look fat, and fat legs look disgusting.

For anyone wondering, I can go on and on and on (and will) about my hatred of capri pants—one of the stupidiest designs in the history of the universe.

9 Comments:

Blogger David said...

Completely agree! What's even worse, though, are men in Capri pants. What the freak is that about??

2:18 PM  
Anonymous gia said...

I have this discussion with my fiancee ALL the time!!!
We both DESPISE capris.
Manpris are horrendous.
Why do fat, frumpy, stubby people think they look thinner in capris? They look like oompah loompahs &
skinny women look like skanky whores in them.

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the worst are bermuda shorts...they are the terrible spin-offs of capris

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AMEN, I could not agree more.

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't like capri pants either, but damn, you need a new hobby. Did your nanny spank you while wearing capris? Get over it, already. Seriously. Your blog makes me WANT to wear capris, just to tick you off.

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you feel about Gaucho pants? They're the capris of '05 (baggy version).

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Rhyssa said...

They look SO cute on OTHER people. I've never tried them on. I don't like to follow "trends/fads" and I keep waiting for this one to end but it NEVER does. I almost thought it was okay to buy them when I saw this. Thank You.

9:58 PM  
Blogger The Singing Butler said...

YES. YOU RULE. CAPRIS SUCK.

1:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the perfect picture to illustrate the horrors of capri pants. I used to work retail for a resort clothing store, and capri pants and the premier fashion choice of gulf south retirees heading out to the casino buffet. - Bridget Jonesing

2:15 PM  

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