IMAGINE...

...being stranded on an island with this woman and this was the only outfit she had and she refused to ever take it off except when she carefully washed in a lagoon every day while you were sleeping and she would only have sex with you while she was wearing it which you of course couldn't do so you started desperately chipping holes in trees like the one behind her so that you could stick your Frank into something not wearing these Capri Pants.