WHAT IN TARNATION?

They are called “Carnation” Capri Pants. Forget for a sec that carnations are not any hue of blue; what’s with the ornamental (emphasis on MENTAL) nonfunctioning ties? I guess if you were falling off a building, these pants give your prospective rescuer several things to grab for, probably pulling your pants right off of you in the process as you plunge to your death. At least the pants would be saved to be re-put on you in the casket.