IF BABIES COULD TALK...
"You know what, Ma? Just go ahead and forget the diaper. I'll just shit my pants."
posted by copyranter @ 4:49 PM
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005
"You know what, Ma? Just go ahead and forget the diaper. I'll just shit my pants."
6 Comments:
December 7 is when National Dress Like a Christian Week begins, no true Christian would EVER EVER wear Capri pants, EVER!
They violate the modesty proper to a woman, and for what? You don't even get any pockets! oooooooooooooj poor baby, she's a pretty baby, sorry she's got such a stupid mama that doesn't know that babies should not have such ugly 'clothing' foisted upon their helpless little bodies!
"Yeah, ma, these pants are already shit. Please change me."
oh punkin pie can't help it
grrlbaby didn't pick this outfit
looks like a nana gift
Ohoney7
That is THE funniest thing I've come across today! Thanks for a laugh- and a reminder NOT to do this to my 3 year old daughter!
That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I will have ever read in my life. . . thank you for that . . .
i don't think those were meant as capris..i think they are just shorts that are too big for her legs and made big in the ass for teh diaper sorry.
But I like capris since I do have nice legs on the bottom but a big ass. SO yeah, go look at my shoes lol
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