I said it before, and I'll say it again...
Even a Total Fox looks retarded in Capri Pants.
posted by copyranter @ 1:16 PM
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Even a Total Fox looks retarded in Capri Pants.
4 Comments:
I don't know.. there's something about a woman with hairy ankles..
just imagine sucking on those hairy toes....mmmm...
Glad you're back with the hatin', CR.
Is it just me, or have the capri pants really proliferated this season? I've been shopping for some spring clothes the last couple of weekends (I seem to have gotten scrawnier over the winter, but that's another rant) and I cannot seem to find normal skirts. The stores out here have nothing but capri pants and those damn prairie skirts I wore when I was 16. A forty-two year-old-woman should not have to dress like a teen-ager, and no one should wear capri pants.
I have a short friend who wears capri pants as regular pants. Does that count? She's lovin' it like McDonalds because there's such a proliferation of styles. Just like Homer when he wore the clown pants...can't I do ANYTHING without making a Simpsons reference?!! God!!
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