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This is a semi-famous person, a former model, now an aging nobody. Pic is from this year's Oscar's. Here's a couple of clues as to her identity:
posted by copyranter @ 8:53 AM
4 Comments:
Lauren Hutton! Booya! And where are her boobs? Or are they part of those pop-pom thingies that are almost hitting the floor?
I like her sporran... she must be keeping her traditional hunting knife in her shoe.
Whorin Slutten? the "Semi-famous" threw me off for about half an hour but i was right back on track with "aging nobody."
we should all beg to look like this "nobody" when we hit her age. Given the photos with these comments, i'd say you should start your beggin' (pun intended)...uh......NOW!
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