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These are called "subcultural" capri pants. Yep, they're a sign that world civilisation is going down the shitter.
posted by copyranter @ 8:29 AM
Friday, April 28, 2006
These are called "subcultural" capri pants. Yep, they're a sign that world civilisation is going down the shitter.
6 Comments:
Looks more like a get-up for an Avril Lavigne concert. On a semi-related note, Copyranter, how do you feel about skorts?
I hate them, that's like dress shorts you're talking about? YUCK.
Actually, Copyranter, they're the curious abomination that are a miniskirt in the front, and a regular pair of shorts in back. A flap of fabric extends from one side on the front of the shorts to the other. This touchingly modest flap obscures the the location of the wearer's crotch.
Thanks to Kitty Laverne for a great question.
These pants illustrate my explanation of why I Hate Capri Pants - they make tall women look dumpy, and short women look like trolls. This is clearly the lower half of a short woman.
Ladies, here's another clue: if the clothes make models look ugly, regular women definitely shouldn't be wearing them.
Thank you for having the courage to say what just had to be said:
Capri pants suck!
Sadly, it seems that almost every clothing designer of this season has fashioned capris to torture us with...
Must be a knee-jerk reaction to "flares" (which I much prefer).
They are wretched!
AND I have seen them on guys, whats up with THAT?
Smooch,
The Tart
; )
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