I choose "c", none of the above.
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1 Comments:
For the record those are Jazz pants not capri pants (note the footwear). Dancers wear 'em to avoid wearing a leotard or leggings. They can't wear regular sweats because those obscure the feet. Jazz pants allow a dancer to be able to see their feet/lower legs. I'm not a huge fan of capris either but you can't fault them when they're technical and not simply about a look. I think cycling pants are horrible but I'm not going to make fun of Lance or anyone else who sports them on a bike.
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