Capris? Cankles. Cankles? Capris.
Sure, a piece of clothing that draws your attention like a laser beam to a woman's cankles is smart fashion design. Absolutely.
posted by copyranter @ 3:33 PM
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Friday, June 23, 2006
Sure, a piece of clothing that draws your attention like a laser beam to a woman's cankles is smart fashion design. Absolutely.
9 Comments:
first! *yays* but damn yes those capris are just wrong...VERY WRONG.
Hey--just wanted to alert you to a manpris rant at an NYC music blog.
http://palmsout.blogspot.com/
This is the first summer I will forgo capris (because of this very blog!)
I work with a woman who insists on wearing capris a couple of times a week and she has the most DISGUSTING cankles. Seriously people, do you not own a mirror? Can't you look down and see for yourself how HIDEOUS those things are? Just the thought of it makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Hey! WHERE is her OTHER LEG?
And her shoe doesn't fit. Look at how swollen her foot is. That has to be very, very painful. Nor do they match those cankle-bearing high water waders.
I think there are much more disgusting things in the world, than fat ankles... like, the previous poster's reference to "throwing up in her own mouth" perhaps??
Shoe don't fit hell that woman is baking a shoe footloaf!
Can you smell what she is bakin'?
Whenever we're on the subway or downtown NYC, my wife #kitchengurl always asks "does ANYONE own a full length mirror?" Ummm... NO
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