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Goth Capri Pants?Yes. Goth Capri Pants.
Fight the Power, Girlfriend.
posted by copyranter @ 2:41 PM
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Thursday, July 20, 2006
Goth Capri Pants?Yes. Goth Capri Pants.
Fight the Power, Girlfriend.
10 Comments:
Oh god, please make it stop.
Those really aren't that bad. I hate wearing shorts, but in florida you don't want to wear jeans all the time.
Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard since... OK it was just yesterday, but this was the best laugh of today.
Let me try to give you a little visual on capris in my neck of the woods. Picture if you will.... A 20 something woman, wearing a t-shirt with a camisole tank top on the outside, (yes I said outside)Her top is splattered with baby food/formula. She has on her capris, which are the skin tight cargo version. And she has topped her outfit off with her sunday best high heeled strappy sandles. She's frantically trying to herd all 8 of her kids through walmart dressed like her inner (diaper bag totin', car pool driving mommy) slut. I see this on a regular basis, it's no wonder, I'm such a home body. :)
Loved this blog... I'm off to your other one. :)
Sage xox
I am now in trouble for laughing out loud so hard that my boss just walked out of his office to stare at me. Darling, I love you - keep up the good work.
So you'd rather see a bunch of two-ton honeys in shorts?????!!!!
Are you nuts?? Capris trump muffin top pants and shorts any day!!!!
Hardcore Rockabilly? I mean WTF?
really cute!! ^_^
perfume tips
Great ugly pants and bondage straps for that extra bit of what the fuckness.
Betcha those are Tripp NYC. They've been doing craptastic design for years now. It wouldn't be quite as bad (hey, the new generation of angst needs someone to sell crap to 'em so the whole world can see their pain), but the fabric and construction they use guarantees that they won't last more than 6 mos.
Goth + capri pants = oxymoron.
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