stool (n)—piece of excrement.

This ugly-ass bar stool is called "The Capri."
Just sayin'.

Capris? Cankles. Cankles? Capris.

Sure, a piece of clothing that draws your attention like a laser beam to a woman's cankles is smart fashion design. Absolutely.

NO COMMENT.

I choose "c", none of the above.

If a woman's wearing Capri Pants, honestly, it doesn't matter what she's got going on from the waist up. I don't even notice.