TAKE IT OFF!!!

Here we have the delectable Capri Pants/Stripper Shoes combo. For the poor men in the audience, I can only hope that these are tear-away pants.

THESE THINGS ALSO SUCK LOTTS

My Cali Editor informs me that Culottes (right) are big thereabouts this Fall with the back-to-college set. I have seen me some here in NYC, and frankly they just confuse the pants off of me. Women: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELVES?

IT'S ALLLLLL BAD

The pretty woman on the left is British actor Alice Evans. Her IMDb page says she is half French. Her outfit says she is all Idiot, layer after layer, right down to her horrific homemade Capri Jeans.

(image and funnier commentary found here, from the brilliant ladies of gofugyourself)