Wednesday, May 17, 2006

do NOT give peace a chance.

Here, a woman tries to throw me a homemade olive branch in the ongoing War On Capri Pants. I do not negotiate with fashion terrorists.


Monday, May 15, 2006

Cargo Shorts vs. Capri Pants

Both are ugly. But which is worse?

Don't worry, someone already thought of combining them (click image).

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Next Stop: Dr. Chopmyballsoff.

I see a man dressed like this, and I am nearly overwhelmed by an urge to take a mace to his fucking head.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Pink Flamingos. The Pants.

The temp outside this afternoon here in NYC is approaching 80. I just got back from lunch and saw plenty of otherwise attractive women wearing disgusting capri pants. But none as disgusting as this pair. These pants are even more disgusting than the movie.